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Goose
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DO NOT TAKE HAVING A BATHROOM LIGHTLY
I have not peed since noon and it is now 6 PM and I still haven't peed.
THE PLUMBING ISN'T WORKING
appreciate what you have when you have it
just saying
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MyWittyProfile
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Lying in bed wondering if its actually worth to go get up and pee.
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Vanessa15*
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pee on me but do it in the antarctic so the pee freezes in midair
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Im pretty sure I need help.
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DunGoofed
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potatoesforlife
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That awkward moment when you're playing hide-and-seek with your friends and you suddenly have to pee but can't get up because you weren't found yet.
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