Pee Quotes

Me at 2 am: 'Ok, now lets play a fun game called lets see how quietly I can pee'

DO NOT TAKE HAVING A BATHROOM LIGHTLY

I have not peed since noon and it is now 6 PM and I still haven't peed.
THE PLUMBING ISN'T WORKING
appreciate what you have when you have it 
just saying

Lying in bed wondering if its actually worth to go get up and pee.
pee on me but do it in the antarctic so the pee freezes in midair
Watching New Girl. I am about to pee myself laughing
I have been in my room for 3 days. The only time I steped out was to pee, get food, take a shower, and to get my laptop charger. Im pretty sure I need help.



"I'll pee on

e
verything

You love."


-Alex Gaskarth



 
Format:SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping
♥☆*:.。. oyou smell like cat pisso..:*☆ ♥
should I use a public bathroom
or should I hold my pee until I
die
That awkward moment when you're playing hide-and-seek with your friends and you suddenly have to pee but can't get up because you weren't found yet. 
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