Penguins Quotes

DID YOU KNOW..

Pengiuns propose.

When a male penguin falls in love with a female penguin, he searches the entire beach to find the perfect pebble and when he finally finds it, he waddles over to his chosen one and places the pebble right in front of her feet. If she picks the pebble, it means she accept the proposal.

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I love Saturdays,
I can sleep in till noon,
I can post witty quotes,
and I can look at hot guys,
all without my parents noticing.
 

did you know
that a gay penguin couple will steal an egg
from a straight penguin couple
because that's called 'suprise adoption'
 

Say this 3 times fast:

Purple pineapples perfectly place penguins in pedofiles pants.

Did you know that when a penguin finds it's mate,
They stay together forever?

Will you be my penguin? 
 

do penguins even have knees? what the f^ck

Me and my best friend just had a 10 min conversation on how to say penguin and turned out we both where wrong.


Just let that sink in.

Probably the worst thing about being a penguin is
after you're in an argument
you'll try to waddle away angrily but still look adorably cute