Period Quotes

I don't have period pains anymore... so whenever I finish my period I just predict and count when my next one starts which is easy cos i usually predict right, haha
That awkward period before you're sure if your new friend thinks what you do is cute or annoying.
Uterus:oh you have a completely full day of activity?? Me:don't Uterus:and a sleepover afterwards?? Me: Uterus:hardly any breaks?? Me: Uterus:wouldn't it be a shame Uterus:if something were to Me: Uterus:happen
When I'm on my period I don't even feel human
I feel like a bloody monster
Who attacks everyone who talks to me





Whoever thought it was a good idea
to make girls bleed out buckets every month
obviously wasn't loved as a child.
hmmph.






 
f o r m a t | s k a t e r r u l e s 2 3 *KEEP CREDIT* 

Thanks Mother Nature.

Can I return the Valentines day present back to you 

though?

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Teacher: Why are you late?

Studen't: I'm late?

Teacher: You missed an entire period.

Student: Are you telling me im pregnant?


 


 


I appreciate whoever let girls into the army because girl on period + gun = unstoppable


Me: Lol at your bloody underwear
Raven: Lol at you having to wash them
Me: Lol at me so not washing those. Ew.
Raven: Lol at you better wash them otherwise I will rip your strands of DNA out one by one, tie them together and hang you with them.
Me: Lol at me going to wash them right away.

Girls are scary.

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