Period Quotes

Until a girl gets her period, 
she won't understand how wonderful sleep is.
They won't understand the gift of sleeping flat on a bed. 
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Story Time with Lyric #343453426

 My sister once asked me to get her chocolate
Because she was on her period
I said no because I didn't want to get up
And I went to sleep
She was so upset
She stuck two of her used tampons up my nose
And two in my ears
Sigh.
I can still smell and hear period to this day


 

i got my first period on april fools day & no one in my house believed me so i sat in my bathroom all day crying
Let's have a moment of silence for the girls,
who had to deal with their period in Elementary School.
I have spent full class period arguing about why iron man is the best superhero


WHEN I'M ON MY PERIOD 

 
• DO NOT TELL ME TO "SHUT UP"
• DO NOT MAKE ME DO ANYTHING, IF I'M CURLED UP IN A BALL ON THE COUCH, DO NOT MAKE ME GET UP TO DO ANYTHING
• HOMEWORK? FORGET IT
• dO NOT ARGUE WITH ME. I AM ALWAYS RIGHT 
• THERE BETTER BE FOOD IN THE HOUSE, IF THERE'S NOT I'M MAXING OUT YOUR CREDIT CARD ORDERING PIZZA

I have mono, a chest cold, a bladder infection and I just started my period. The baby I babysit is also sick, this is gonna be hell.
Hey boys, 
why don't you try and
shove a f*CKING PIECE
OF COTTON UP YOUR 
D*CK HOLE AND SEE
WHERE YOU END UP


Sometimes when I get my period, I think,
"Whew, I'm not pregnant."
But then I realize that it was
never even a possibility.
 

 
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Jokes about menstrual cycles are not funny.
Period.
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