Best Pervert Quotes Today


Se./x meant a gender
B./itch meant a female dog
Di/.ck was a name
B.J was a nickname
Rubber was nothing but an eraser
As/.s was an animal
Screw was just a tool
Ba./lls meant a round toy
Nuts meant a dry fruit

theI met the internet 
 




Accidentally sending ;) instead of :)
and feeling like you just offered them your body.



 


Wow, my neighbours get terrible phone reception under their bed.


if i act like a pervert around you that means im comfortable with you.

Guy: Wanna see my d*ck?
Me: No.
Guy: I wanna show you my d*ck.
Me: Please don't.
Guy: Here's a picture of my d*ck.
Me: Oh god, eye-molestation.
Guy: Send me a pic of u.
Me: *sends picture of obese, very hairy 
old man, dressed in drag as retaliation* 
Me: That's me bby <3

Haven't heard from him since.
Fun Fact#1
Apodyopsis, is the act of mentally undressing someone.
:o


Did you know that being a pervert had a cool word for it?

 
...I'm kind of a lady....but definitely more of a pervert.
I'm such a pervert and I don't even care
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: IM NOT A PERVERT
Stranger: hey :) Y
ou: HEWWO
Stranger: cool lol
You: XD
You: im just a small town girl
Stranger: erm... how old are you?
You: 18000000
You: you?
You: XD
You: ♥
Stranger: so your a small town girl who is 18000000 years old?
You: yesh
Stranger: right lol :S
You: XD
You: wbu?
Stranger: so where are you from?
Stranger: planet?
You: A lonely world
You: im joking
You: I live in hell
You: On hell, in hell
Stranger: alright then
You: IM SATANS DAUGHTER
You: RUN BOY RUN
Stranger: right... Stranger: i'm gonna skip ya know
Stranger: now*
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