Guy: Wanna see my d*ck?
Me: No.
Guy: I wanna show you my d*ck.
Me: Please don't.
Guy: Here's a picture of my d*ck.
Me: Oh god, eye-molestation.
Guy: Send me a pic of u.
Me: *sends picture of obese, very hairy
old man, dressed in drag as retaliation*
Me: That's me bby <3
Haven't heard from him
since.