Perverted Quotes




*playing tennis match*
Me*to friend who doesn't like Novak djokovic: *looks at picture on the can of bālls* Me: hey look we're playing with Djokovic's bälls!
Her: that sounds so wrong.



 
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-7th graders laughing in the distance-
I'm following 69 people.
Hehe.
That awkward moment when: 
Its the teacher that makes the perverted joke...

Hey you, 
Wanna solve me like a rubiks cube? ;)
 

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Imagine getting married. 

After many months of planning,

you're standing at the altar with your signifigant other.


You're in a beautiful room filled with all of your friends and family.

And every single person in that room over the age of 10


  Knowyour getting laid 
tonight.
 

 



I hate when im sitting in the back of the bus because its more bouncy and then my boobs bounce and crap out of control .
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