Once my friend was waiting for her mom to pick her up and she
called her
mom and her mom said, "I'm on my way. Traffic is just slow." and my friend said, "Mom, I called the house phone."
mom and her mom said, "I'm on my way. Traffic is just slow." and my friend said, "Mom, I called the house phone."
*Phone
rings*
Me: Should I pick it up?
Me: It's probably just a commercial ad.
Me: But what if it's different this time?
Me: What if it's actually an emergency?
Me: What if someone is dying and there life depends on me?
Me: *Runs to picks up phone*
Me: Hello?
Phone: Hello this is Verizon Wireless and—
Me: ...
*Two hours later*
Mom: Who threw the phone out the window?
Me: Should I pick it up?
Me: It's probably just a commercial ad.
Me: But what if it's different this time?
Me: What if it's actually an emergency?
Me: What if someone is dying and there life depends on me?
Me: *Runs to picks up phone*
Me: Hello?
Phone: Hello this is Verizon Wireless and—
Me: ...
*Two hours later*
Mom: Who threw the phone out the window?
*on the phone*
friend: Well, I'm really tired so I'm gonna go to bed. Goodnight.
*30 minutes later*
friend: *posts facebook status, posts instagram photo, retweets 20 tweets, goes to the mall, cooks a gourmet dinner, buys the mall, builds an amusement park, discovers new element, opens a zoo, paints house pink, marries an octopus, has ten kids, figures out the string theory, and starts a clothing line*
friend: Well, I'm really tired so I'm gonna go to bed. Goodnight.
*30 minutes later*
friend: *posts facebook status, posts instagram photo, retweets 20 tweets, goes to the mall, cooks a gourmet dinner, buys the mall, builds an amusement park, discovers new element, opens a zoo, paints house pink, marries an octopus, has ten kids, figures out the string theory, and starts a clothing line*
I came home from school, and dropped my bags whilst looking over to the sofa to find a guy sitting on it, watching tv. I froze in my spot.
Him: give me your money and your phone, and you wont get hurt.
Me: *stutters like a freak* I have no money *scrambles through my pockets looking for my phone*
Him: Hurry up! *stands up whilst scaring the shitpout of me*
Me: I- I-
Him: Nah, I'm just kidding. Your brothers in the shower- I'm just waiting for him to get out.
I can't even- oh my fuckingogod
There's nothing bad on my phone,
you just
can't look at
it.
