Physics Quotes

It takes about half a second to say the word 'jiffy.'  That's how long a jiffy should officially be.
I've fixed the bugs in my time machine prototype.  Next step: get the idea to build a time machine prototype.
God does not play dice with the universe.  He plays Russian roulette.


What do Nuclear Phyisicists have for lunch?



FISSION CHIPS

Ha. Ha. Ha.



I desperately need a life.





Physics teacher: You can’t be attracted to something without it being attracted back to you.
Me: Are you sure about that?
Teacher: I know a lot about physics.
Me: I could tell by the way you forgot the 'r' in 'fulcrum'
*the talk that your mom gives you before a relative comes over*
According to the laws of physics, everything has a force of attraction to everything else.
This means that everything is attracted to you.
Which means everybody is attracted to you.
So, your crush is attracted to you.
It's physics. You can't argue against that.
I can be so awkward at times it's unbelievable. I was in Physics and i have a new Physics teacher. He is a student teacher and is very tall. The bell rang and everyone were putting their booklets on the desk he was standing behind. I threw mine to catch up with my friend and instead of it landing on the table it hit his pe*nis. Damn! It was hilarious and he sort of flinched and took a step back. I knew must have been hurt because i threw it with force. I was so scared incase i paper cutted him. Like seriously. I had no idea what to do so i started apologising so much and he was just laughing and then after apologising i just ran out giggling like a crazy person. The next day i had physics and everytime he asked me a question or was explaining something to me i couldn't keep in my laugh. It's so uncontrollable! D:  There goes another teacher i can't make eye-contact with now. 
The kind of jokes my physics teacher cracks for the class nerds"no falling in love in my class,the only falling i want to hear about is Newton's apple"....not funny,especially when most of us don't get it
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