My mom told me to never look at pretty girls or I'll turn
into a statue. In fact, I feel myself getting hard right now.
Even if there wasn't gravity...
I'd still fall for you
I'd still fall for you
New pickup line: I hate a lot of people, but I
don't hate you
boy: did it
hurt?
girl: (sigh) did what hurt?
boy: when you broke earth's crust ascending from hell.
girl: (sigh) did what hurt?
boy: when you broke earth's crust ascending from hell.
(Extremely) Geeky
Pick-up Lines
1. Be my integral so you can be the area under my curves.
2. You know.. it’s not the length of the vector that counts… it’s how you apply the force.
3. I wish I were adenine because then I could get paired with U.
4. I think my heart just lagged.
5. I must be an auxin, cause you appear to have rapid stem elongation.
6. I’m attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
7. If I was sin^2 and you were cos^2 together we would be 1.
8. If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?
9. Hey baby, what’s your tanx cosx?
10. Let’s get together and test the spring potential of my mattress.
1. Be my integral so you can be the area under my curves.
2. You know.. it’s not the length of the vector that counts… it’s how you apply the force.
3. I wish I were adenine because then I could get paired with U.
4. I think my heart just lagged.
5. I must be an auxin, cause you appear to have rapid stem elongation.
6. I’m attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
7. If I was sin^2 and you were cos^2 together we would be 1.
8. If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?
9. Hey baby, what’s your tanx cosx?
10. Let’s get together and test the spring potential of my mattress.
