Best Pickup Quotes Ever

New pickup line: I hate a lot of people, but I don't hate you
The FBI is looking for my P3n!s
Can I hide it inside you?


My my favourite pickup line; You are hotter than the bottom of my laptop..mmm...







Lame pick up lines #2
Do you know what my shirts made of? 

Boyfriend material
boy: did it hurt?
girl: (sigh) did what hurt?
boy: when you broke earth's crust ascending from hell.

    
Bad Pick Up Lines #4:
You remind me of my pinky toe; small, cute, and I'll prolly bang you on my coffe table later.




R u a sofa bc you safaking annoying

 

 



Pick up line:
You must be a magician, because everytime I look at you, everyone else disappears.
You fell when you were burnt, but you will pick yourself up and dust off those ashes soon enough.

If a fell for every time I thought

of you





believe me, girl




the sky would be

empty




 
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