Best Pickup Quotes This Month

New pickup line: I hate a lot of people, but I don't hate you
327 0 Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
funny
The FBI is looking for my P3n!s
Can I hide it inside you?
75 9 *Dirtbag* *Dirtbag*
funny


My my favourite pickup line; You are hotter than the bottom of my laptop..mmm...







56 1 Steve* Steve*
love
Lame pick up lines #2
Do you know what my shirts made of? 

Boyfriend material
31 1 yeabuddy yeabuddy
pickup
boy: did it hurt?
girl: (sigh) did what hurt?
boy: when you broke earth's crust ascending from hell.
    
18 0 quotestealer quotestealer
funny
Bad Pick Up Lines #4:
You remind me of my pinky toe; small, cute, and I'll prolly bang you on my coffe table later.
11 3 ukfangirl ukfangirl
love




R u a sofa bc you safaking annoying

 

 



13 0 breezy_mac breezy_mac
love
Pick up line:
You must be a magician, because everytime I look at you, everyone else disappears.
12 1 Gpc11 Gpc11
pickup

If a ★ fell for every time I thought

of you




believe me, girl




the sky would be

empty



 
10 0 Golfish27 Golfish27
love
You fell when you were burnt, but you will pick yourself up and dust off those ashes soon enough.
10 0 doublesidedice doublesidedice
true
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