Pirates Quotes

The problem is not the problem.
The problem is your attitude about the problem


Do you understand?
"Now. Bring me that horizon."
~Captain Jack Sparrow

                                                                                       do pirates hook up


                                       Me and my pirate boyfriend

                                     
 *holding hands*
                                        me:
bb y is ur hand so cold
                                        him: that me hook


"Good night, Westley. Good work. Sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning."
Me: Ahhh, I need to go get hair-dye.
Friend: For your pirate inspired hair?
Me: Yes, I f.ucking love pirates.
Friend: I don't see why you get so
obsessed with the lamest things.
Me: Psh,  what are you talking about?
Friend: Jurassic Park, pirates, octopi,
and so many more things. It's annoying.

Coming from someone that is obsessed 
with mustaches because it is a fad. Like,
excuse me, but Jurassic Park (um, f.ucking 
dinosaurs, man), pirates, and octopi, are 
rad as s.hit, and at least I'm obsessed with
them because I actually like them vs. liking 
them because it is cool to do so. 

Why are all the sexiest men pirates?
The problem is not the problem.
The problem is your attitude about the problem.

Do you understand?

- Captain Jack Sparrow
Pirates of the Caribbean:

Jack: You need to find yourself a girl mate.

Translation: Dude you really need to get laid.
It's weird that pirates went shore to shore looking for buried treasure
when the real treasure was in the friendships they were making.
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