Pizza Quotes

When you asked me if I would rather make love with you or eat pizza, and I asked if it was extra pepperoni, I meant the lovemaking.
1 0 TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
love



Isn't PIZZA strange...
It comes in a square box
But is actually a circle
But each slice is a triangle?

6 0 ayshau123 ayshau123
food
Seriously considering opening a pizza place and naming it Another One Bites the Crust.
8 0 SarahLee3494 SarahLee3494
funny
Michael wants another slice
2 0 OhStephh_* OhStephh_*
pizza
i just saw an ad for pizza... im suddenly starving D:
5 0 wall-e* wall-e*
funny
I want pizza, but I don't want to pay for pizza. I need a pizza daddy... A Papa John if you will.
10 0 Alexandra❤️* Alexandra❤️*
funny

The difference
BETWEEN PIZZA AND YOUR OPINION
is that i asked
FOR                                             PIZZA.

 

 
 
 
 
 
18 0 McDreamer* McDreamer*
friendship
all i want is pizza and a relationship, is that too much to ask for
5 0 cassidawn cassidawn
funny
"truth or dare"





"Dare"





"Order us pizza"
7 0 Lettscuddleandforgeteverything* Lettscuddleandforgeteverything*
pizza
"truth or dare"

"Dare"

"Order us pizza"
6 1 addy* addy*
funny
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