We live in an age that Pizza comes to your home faster than the Police
Having a pet is so
weird. Like neither of you speak each other’s language
and yet you form some strong bond by rubbing aganist each other
and sleeping together and you might accidentally kick them in
the face or step on their tail once in a while but at the end
of the day you are two best buddies from an entirely different
species.
My life summed up in a
gif.
Do you want to eat some pizza?
> Yes No
Pizza
is the
only
love
triangle
I ever
want
There is no aspect, no facet, no moment of life that can't be improved with pizza. ♥
DATING TIP: Are you single? Order a pizza. This won't really help when it comes to dating, but guess what? That pizza is all yours, buddy.
I just finally lost most
of the weight I
gained while on my period, and I was
hella stoked because that was like 7
pounds. but I broke and had pizza.
I'm so weak.
gained while on my period, and I was
hella stoked because that was like 7
pounds. but I broke and had pizza.
I'm so weak.
