Best Pizza Quotes Ever

Happy has five letters. Pizza has five letters.
This is no coincidence.
I ordered a pizza at 11:55 pm on New Years Eve and then when the
delivery guy came at 12:20, I told him that my pizza should be free because I ordered it last year.

being a pizza delivery driver is great because literally no one is disappointed to see you


knowing that someone actually cares about me
 IS ONE OF MY FAVORITE THINGS IN THE WORLD 



I'm in love.

I was texting this guy and
I said "I want pizza." The next thing I know?
A F/CKING PIZZA IS DELIVED TO MY HOUSE ALREADY PAID FOR.


 
Phone numbers I know by heart:
1) Mine
2) My mom's
3) My local pizza place
we were sitting side by side
i moved towards you
i felt my body getting anxious
until
i touched you
it was the most beautiful feeling
then
my mouth moved closer to yours
i consumed you
satisfaction
i love you
          pizza



Awkward Moment...
Me: *calls pizza place*
Guy: Hello, *States Pizza Place* How may I help you? 
Me: I'd like-
Guy: Oh, Caitlin!?
Me: Hey, Tony...
Guy: The usual?
Me: Yeah.
Guy: Same address?
Me: Yeah...
Guy: Same number?
Me: Yeah...
Guy: Okay, it'll be there shortly. 
Me: Okay.


The Sims Logic #1
I want a pizza.. maybe I'll sell a window.





          Mom: What do you want to do for dinner?
          Me: Can we have pizza?
          Mom:
          Mom:
    *five minutes later*
          Me: *walks away*
          Mom: Charlie! Help me find out what to do for dinner!
          Me: I said let's have pizza.
          Mom: Oh.
          Mom: Uhhhh...
          Mom: 
          Mom: 
          Mom: 
          Mom: 
          Mom: Ummmm....
          Mom: 
          Mom: 
          Mom: 
          Mom: 
          Mom: 
          Mom: Well...
          Mom: 
          Mom: I mean..
          Mom:
          Mom: 
          Mom: 
          Mom: Ummmm..
          Mom: 
          Mom: I..
          Mom: Well
          Mom:  
          Mom: 
          Mom: 
          Mom: Maybe
          Mom: 
          Mom: 
          Mom: 
          Mom: 
          Mom: 
          Mom: 
          Mom: 
          Mom: 
          Mom: 
          Mom: 
          Mom: No.



yes this happened


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