Best Pizza Quotes Ever

The only people
I owe my
loyalty to are
those who
never made me
question theirs. 

 
Pizza is a circle.
Pizza is my life
Pizza is the circle of life.

- Ed Sheeran




you know that pizza you just called hot?
yea well maybe it wants to be called beautiful






 

pizza wasn't invented until the late 19th century
so that means everyone in les mis died before
they could try their first pizza and that's why
les mis is such an upsetting story

[opens pizza box]


*snoop dogg voice* greetings loved ones

i was waiting on the pizza delivery guy to call me to say my pizza is here and when my phone rang i accidentally answered with “pizza?” instead of hello and he replied “yes this is pizza”








"i'm hungry but i just had breakfast 7 minutes ago" a book by me 









 
© format by jannette
I eat pizza. Because they say "you are what you eat" and I want to be the best thing ever

Midterms make me want to
cry and ​cry and ​cry and ​cry and ​cry and ​cry and ​cry and ​cry and ​cry and ​cry and ​cry and ​cry and ​cry and ​cry and ​cry and ​cry and ​cry and ​cry and ​cry and ​cry and ​cry and ​cry and ​cry and ​cry and ​cry and ​cry and ​cry and ​cry and ​cry and ​cry and ​cry and ​cry and ​cry and ​cry and ​cry and ​cry and ​cry and ​cry and ​cry and ​cry and ​cry and ​cry and ​cry and ​cry and ​cry and ​cry and maybe eat some pizza and ​cry and ​cry and ​cry and ​cry and ​cry and ​cry and ​cry and ​cry and ​cry and ​cry and ​cry and ​cry and ​cry and ​cry and ​cry and ​cry and ​cry and ​cry and ​cry and ​cry and ​cry and ​cry ​cry and ​cry and ​cry and ​cry ​cry and ​cry


 



This is Really How The Ice-breaker Went in School
Teacher: Welcome to ninth grade, go around and introduce yourselves, say something about yourself- your age, your name, and a fact about you. Start us off, *kids name*
Kid: I'm *name*, I'm 14 and I play 6 sports after school; football, baseball, basketball, motorcross, swimming, and hockey. 
Teacher: That's great! I'm sure you've won your fair share of championships. 
Girl: I'm *name*, I'm 14 and I dance hip hop and ballet after school on Tuesday and Thursday. 
Teacher: You'll have to show us someday.
Me: I'm Caitlin, I'm 13 and I... like cheese pizza... and nutella.
Teacher: That's... nice. 



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