Planet Quotes





 
[♥] the whole planet
is waiting 
FOR SOMEONE 
                  to do it first







  
   
 



 

attractive boy: hi i'm famous
attractive boy: hi i'm gay
attractive boy: hi i'm a dxuchebag
attractive boy: hi i'm twice your age
attractive boy: hi i have a girlfriend
attractive boy: hi i don't like you back

attractive boy: hi i live in the other side of the planet
attractive boy: hi i don't know that you exists
attractive boy: hi i'm a fictional character
attractive boy: HI I'M YOUR BESTFRIEND

Save the earth!
It's the only planet with Chocolate.


(C)Karma'saB¡tchRight

 

There are more grains of sand in the soles of your shoes than you will be given winters to dream or summers to make those dreams real. And there are more stars in the sky than there are grains of sand on Earth. We live in a universe so big that a dying star, in the greater scheme of things, is as significant as spilled milk or an unkissed kiss. In an infinite amount of time, everything that can be forgotten, will be forgotten. In infinity, spilled milk and dying stars matter the same. And if you're just someone brushing your teeth late at night or you're a planet breathing your last breath as you disappear into a black hole, everything you do matters just the same. Every breath you take is as important or unimportant as the sun in the sky or the moon in the night.

If idiots could fly, the whole world would be a freaking airport.



Me: OMG is that a planet
Me: why is the planet blinking and moving
Me:
Me:
Me:
Me:
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have you ever taken a selfie then at first you think wow i’m hot then like a minute later you look carefully at everything on your face and you realize you’re the ugliest person to ever inhabit the planet
Imagine if trees gave off wifi signals, we would be planting so many trees and we'd probably save the planet too. Too bad they only produce the oxygen we breathe. 
If spiders start flying...Im leaving this planet :D 

My boyfriend isn't allowed to watch 
animal planet

 he might see his ex girlfriend on there.
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