a lot of my life
has
been realizing
that i
would
cross
oceans
for
people who wouldn't
jump puddles for me
jump puddles for me
You hear a noise.
It's a soft clink followed by footsteps in your yard. You spring to your feet, and race to the door. Flinging it open wide, you race to your backyard. There, you see one thing, and one thing only: a spilled milkshake. Happy tears fill your eyes as you gingerly pick up the milkshake. The wind blows your hair back as you stare off into the sunset and whisper softly to yourself: The boys were here.
I have this weird self-esteem
issue where I hate myself, but I still think I'm better than everyone else.
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star
I want to hit you with my
car
Throw you off a tree so high
Hope you snap your neck and
die
♥
Looks like Billy Ray put
too much loco in Miley's hot cocoa
Have you ever thought about
how weird sleeping is? Like we basically dress ourselves in special sleeping clothes and lay on special sleeping mats and then spend the next few hours completely unconcsious all the while hallucinating vividly
Why people should be friends with me
-I'm short so I'll either make you seem average height, taller, or like a freaking giant and who doesn't want to look like a giant?
-I almost always have hand sanitizer on me so yay I'm germ free and you can be too
-I laugh at everything so I'll make you seem funnier
-I have no common sense so I'll make you seem smart
-I sit on my bum all day so you don't even need to come over and I'll consider you a good friend
-My brother plays deck hockey with a bunch of hot guys so hint hint wink wink
-You could be a "sl.ut" and I won't care because what's wrong with that? Get the d.ck, girlfriend
-I don't live far from Boston so we'd be able to go on fun adventures in the city
-I live next to Lowell so we could go there and make a game of going there trying not to get shot
-My neighbors are all really rich so I gots connections
-I don't use proper grammar half the time so you'll seem even smarter
-I will let you come over to my house at 2am and let you eat food
-yourcool used to go to my school so once again I gots connections
-I rock out to RENT 99.9% of the time so you'll hear some awesome music
-I dress like I'm from the 90s more than half the time so you'll seem more fashionable
-I'm really hawt so my hotness will just rub off onto you
-I'm just overall awesome
-I just need more friends okay
-please
-Please
-PLEASE
-I'm short so I'll either make you seem average height, taller, or like a freaking giant and who doesn't want to look like a giant?
-I almost always have hand sanitizer on me so yay I'm germ free and you can be too
-I laugh at everything so I'll make you seem funnier
-I have no common sense so I'll make you seem smart
-I sit on my bum all day so you don't even need to come over and I'll consider you a good friend
-My brother plays deck hockey with a bunch of hot guys so hint hint wink wink
-You could be a "sl.ut" and I won't care because what's wrong with that? Get the d.ck, girlfriend
-I don't live far from Boston so we'd be able to go on fun adventures in the city
-I live next to Lowell so we could go there and make a game of going there trying not to get shot
-My neighbors are all really rich so I gots connections
-I don't use proper grammar half the time so you'll seem even smarter
-I will let you come over to my house at 2am and let you eat food
-yourcool used to go to my school so once again I gots connections
-I rock out to RENT 99.9% of the time so you'll hear some awesome music
-I dress like I'm from the 90s more than half the time so you'll seem more fashionable
-I'm really hawt so my hotness will just rub off onto you
-I'm just overall awesome
-I just need more friends okay
-please
-Please
-PLEASE
am i the only one who gets more flattered when a stranger or someone i know a little about says 'you're pretty' or 'you're talented' than when your best friend says it. I mean, I do get happy when my best friend compliments me but i just feel like its her 'duty' to say that since she's my friend, ya know? but a stranger has a choice to say it and that makes it more special. please tell me i'm not the only one.
I really hope this catches on.
"We were in a small coffee shop.
Two customers arrive.
"5 coffees. 2 for us, 5 pending."
They pay for the 5, they only recieve two.
"Whats a pending coffee?" someone asks.
"Wait and see."
More customers.
Two girls get coffee, they pay normally.
After a while, 3 lawyers ask for 7 coffees.
They only drink 3, but paid for the 7.
While we we talking, a poor man enters the shop.
With a soft voice he asks, "Do you have any pending coffee?"
This type of charity was born in Napoli (Naples, Italy).
People pay with anticipation fir the coffees and even meals
for others who cannot.
