periods
day 1: Hey, guess what? You're not pregnant! Hold on, did you hear me? You're NOT pregnant!
day 2: You're not pregnant! You're not pregnant! You're not pregnant! yOUU'RE NnnoTTt PreGnANTTTttt,,,!!! Ooh, let me give you some killer cramps just to make sure that you know that you're not going to be carrying any babies. And whenever you laugh, sneeze, or get up after sitting for a long time--I'll have to project my red voice again loudly that you have no need to take a pregnancy test because you know how sometimes you don't hear things! Forget that swim party you were going to go to, no way you'll be able to have fun with my constant reminders, but you just need to know you aren't pregnant! I know you'll want to eat chocolate and stay in bed all day but please just remember you are NOTtttT PregNantttTT. NOTtttT PregNantttTT.
day 3: You're not pregnant cha cha cha cha, cha cha! You're not pregnant cha cha cha cha, cha cha! You're not pregnant cha cha cha cha, cha cha! No fetuses in your uterus this month! Did you hear me this time, do I need to scream it again? YOU ARE NOT PREGNANT! Don't expect a bump on your tummy! Did I forget to mention that you're not pregnant?
day 4: Okay, I think you get the idea now. You're putting away your pads and tampons now but I'm not quite 100% sure I got my point across. I must remind you again and scream blaringly at you when you are the most unprepared that you are NnnoTTt PreGnANTTTttt,,,!!! Sorry if I stain your clothes.
day 5: My voice is tired. I hope I screamed loud enough so you'd know you are indeed not pregnant. My next visit is undetermined, but goodbye for now!
day 1: Hey, guess what? You're not pregnant! Hold on, did you hear me? You're NOT pregnant!
day 2: You're not pregnant! You're not pregnant! You're not pregnant! yOUU'RE NnnoTTt PreGnANTTTttt,,,!!! Ooh, let me give you some killer cramps just to make sure that you know that you're not going to be carrying any babies. And whenever you laugh, sneeze, or get up after sitting for a long time--I'll have to project my red voice again loudly that you have no need to take a pregnancy test because you know how sometimes you don't hear things! Forget that swim party you were going to go to, no way you'll be able to have fun with my constant reminders, but you just need to know you aren't pregnant! I know you'll want to eat chocolate and stay in bed all day but please just remember you are NOTtttT PregNantttTT. NOTtttT PregNantttTT.
day 3: You're not pregnant cha cha cha cha, cha cha! You're not pregnant cha cha cha cha, cha cha! You're not pregnant cha cha cha cha, cha cha! No fetuses in your uterus this month! Did you hear me this time, do I need to scream it again? YOU ARE NOT PREGNANT! Don't expect a bump on your tummy! Did I forget to mention that you're not pregnant?
day 4: Okay, I think you get the idea now. You're putting away your pads and tampons now but I'm not quite 100% sure I got my point across. I must remind you again and scream blaringly at you when you are the most unprepared that you are NnnoTTt PreGnANTTTttt,,,!!! Sorry if I stain your clothes.
day 5: My voice is tired. I hope I screamed loud enough so you'd know you are indeed not pregnant. My next visit is undetermined, but goodbye for now!
The 13 Things PMS stands for:
-Pass My Shotgun
-Puffy Mid SEction
-Physcotic Mood Swings
-People Make me Sick
-Pardon My Sobbing
-Provide Me Sweets
-Pissy Mood Syndrome
-Pimples May Surface
-Pass Me my Sweatshirt
-Poor Men Suck
-Pack My Stuff
my favorite
-Potential Murder Suspect
Did You Know?
The
average female wishes she were male for about 12 weeks of the
year.
PMS jokes are awful.
Period.
Period.
PMS=
Prepare
to
meet
Satan.
Why is the
cutting the only thing that calms me
down?
When i'm
PMSing:
I swear to god if one guy even thinks about saying 'ow' i will throw him through a window.
I swear to god if one guy even thinks about saying 'ow' i will throw him through a window.
we were riding down the road on the
way to school today and I looked at the license plate of the car
beside me and it said PMS 8434, I started laughing then my sister
said a man was driving which made me laugh harder, poor
guy
