Pockets Quotes

Once in a while, admist all your bad days, you'll have a good day.
A great day even.
Make sure you remember those days.
Keep them safely in the pockets of your coat or in a jar on your desk
because you need to know that there are and will be better days.
You need to remember how on those days you felt all warm inside,
like you've just drunk a hot cup of tea.
Like a small fire has ignited inside of you.
Hold on to the warmth and never let it go.
 
If you think about it,
pockets are really weird.

They are just sacs built into  
clothing so you can carry your junk. 
Like you wear your stuff in sacs.

 

What is the point of fake pockets ? 
What is the point of fake pockets ? 

Fun fact about pants with "fake pockets".
The pockets aren't actually fake. You have to rip out the seam. The reason they're sewn shut is so they stay flat and, well, not wrinkle before you buy them. But, seriously, they're real pockets.






Checking your pockets before putting your clothes in the washing machine
So you don't get arrested for money laundering



 


My Brother comes home and pulls out of his pocket:

His phone
His keys
Headphones
A tissue
His wallet
Five dollars in change
A bottle of Gatorade

I reached into my pockets and pulled out

A piece of lint
A dime


Yep.
  Girls Pockets:   Can fit a piece of lint. if you're lucky maybe two.
                                        Guys PocketsCan fit car keys, a notepad, a calculator, the neighbor's dog, an              apartment complex, the entire state of Hawaii, and half of Jupiter.

 

I just realized this.

Wristwatches were created to replace pocket watches, but now everyone just uses their phones. The best part? Phones are kept in people's pockets.

 




That irritating moment when you realize that the pockets on your favorite pair of jeans are fake. *_*


 
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