Police Quotes

That incident response known as life.
breathing ain't that easy
and shots fall way too fast 
it never was over 
the stuff ain't in the past 
 
the struggle is real
you can't deny it 
open your eyes 
and look around 
all the places 
all the people 
all the souls 
on the ground
 
"why" you ask 
We need to answer 
and I say " yes"
It's in the past 
We had a dream
and I still have 
that things can change 
and everyone can breathe
 
That people can follow 
and don't have to question
don't have to wonder
why they can still breathe 
cause this is a world
about to go down
feels like suffocating 
as soon as a shot lays you down
 
 
drowning to the ground
and you will scream
" I can't breathe" 
the river of blood
it strangulates your faith
it goes too fast 
and they will reply
" and I can't hear" 
and all you do
you want to now 
"why did you shot me?"
"why'd you let me go?" 
 
- M.R
 
Police are scary. Dont be stupid people.
I never thought that I would have to call the
Police
On my brother.
When I learn how to drive:
Me: *goes faster then speed limit*
Police: *pulls me over* we need to check your car for some sort of drug.
Me: Okay, but don't check the trunk or the glove box.
Police: Why not?
Me: Because there's a dead body in the trunk and a pistol in the glove box. That's not what I killed him with though. I used the knife under my seat.
Police: *calls other officers in*
Police #2: *searches the car and finds nothing* We haven't found anything in your car that the other officer described.
Me: Yeah and the dùmbass must've said I'm speeding too, didn't he?
It's funny; TV shows make the police look useless/dumb.
Yet we are suppsed to trust them every day
when the children in this generation know that
they can't even solve a murder or stop a serial killer on TV.

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You  are  under  arrest

for the killing

of  an  innocent  vibe





 


Every breath you take
I'll be missing you

"I haven't reported my missing
credit card to the police because
whoever stole it is spending less than
my wife."

 
police: You're under arrest, open the door, now!
me: Not with that attitude.
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