Poo Quotes




Girl: OMG I HAVE A THIGH GAP! OMG OMG OMG! IM LIKE...SKINNY NOW! EVEN THO I WAS BEFORE....HAHA! I HAVE A THING GAP!!!!!! *SQUEAL* OMGGGGGGGGG YAYAYAYAYAYAY! OH MY GOD! I BET I'L LOOK GOOOOOOOOD IN SKINNY JEANS NOW...ALTHO I DID BEFORE....HMM...HAHA WHATEVER! I HAVE A THIGH GAP! MARIA! I HAVE A THIGH GAP...!!!

Me: i do not care isabel, i just do not care







I Hate People Who Don't Have 
                    
                                                       The 'Read' function on Their Phone.
                                                                            
Dear Internet,
You are so lucky i choose you,
over sleep!
"I like eminem"
"I like skittles better"
"Idiot, I'm talking about the RAPPER"
"YOU are the idiot whats so good about M&M wrapper??"
 
Hey! What's your tumblr usernameS? Follow for follow? I only have 30 followers:p 
 Idc what kind of blog you have!
my URL is http://thedepressedfriend.tumblr.com/

What Youtubers do you guys watch? Common I need some witty friends ^__^

I will never call someone 'ugly' ...
Unless their personality and character is truly 'ugly' .
Their appearance does not matter.


 Today i saw something that reminded me of you.
But don't worry,
i
 flushed  and everything went back to normal.
Person: Do you even have friends?..

Me: Yup, all seasons ;_;









Why not?

I bet no guy has the guts to write me a
paragraph in my comment box on my
profile that I will never forget. Girls, pass
this on and see who the nicest guy is on
Witty. See what guy can actually write a
paragraph that will 
suprise you.

 
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