Girl: OMG I HAVE A THIGH GAP! OMG OMG OMG! IM
LIKE...SKINNY NOW! EVEN THO I WAS BEFORE....HAHA! I HAVE A THING
GAP!!!!!! *SQUEAL* OMGGGGGGGGG YAYAYAYAYAYAY! OH MY GOD! I BET
I'L LOOK GOOOOOOOOD IN SKINNY JEANS NOW...ALTHO I DID
BEFORE....HMM...HAHA WHATEVER! I HAVE A THIGH GAP! MARIA! I HAVE A
THIGH GAP...!!!
Me: i do not care isabel, i just do not
care