There are so many scams on the Internet now.
Send me £20 and I will tell you how to avoid them.
I love when I can be really open with people like halfway through the conversation I’m just like “hey I need a sh/t.”
Why not?
I bet no guy has the guts to write me a
paragraph in my comment box on my
profile that I will never forget. Girls, pass
this on and see who the nicest guy is on
Witty. See what guy can actually write a
paragraph that will suprise you.
Girl: OMG I HAVE A THIGH GAP! OMG OMG OMG! IM LIKE...SKINNY NOW! EVEN THO I WAS BEFORE....HAHA! I HAVE A THING GAP!!!!!! *SQUEAL* OMGGGGGGGGG YAYAYAYAYAYAY! OH MY GOD! I BET I'L LOOK GOOOOOOOOD IN SKINNY JEANS NOW...ALTHO I DID BEFORE....HMM...HAHA WHATEVER! I HAVE A THIGH GAP! MARIA! I HAVE A THIGH GAP...!!!
Me: i do not care isabel, i just do not care
This new shampoo I'm using smells like they forgot to put the
"sham" in it...
