Poop Quotes

Every man’s a Sitzpinkler if he has to take a Scheiße.






Poop spelled backwards is Poop. 


Apparently if a bird poops on you it means good luck.

But it stained my best shirt!










Lyric Ilysmm.
 


Just know your not alone...

Cuz im gonna make this place

your home....


Don't you hate it there is guests over and they ask " Do you have a bathroom?" Where else would we poop? The yard? 
I live in constant fear of being sh/t on by a bird
I Can't Look Away When My Dog Is Pooping, It's Absolutely Fascinating.
I Can't Look Away When My Dog Is Pooping, It's Absolutely Fascinating.
There's this girl at my school.
She says "poop in a bucket!!!!" everytime
she gets something wrong
or is mad. She's so funny
that you would die laughing
if you heard one of her other jokes.
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