Poop Quotes

*le Swedish accent*

Yoo-Whoo

Big summer blow out
witty's shrinking because nobody's active!!!!!!

i come on here excited for notifications, and i don't get any, so it's less exciting.




                                    Do you ever poop in a fancy public place
                                    and it doesn't even smell like poop
                                    It smells like fancy poop









I live in constant fear of being sh*t on by a bird.
Remmember when witty would fight? Remember when no wittisn knew one direction? Remember when it almost got shut down?
The church sign by my crib says,
"Whoever is praying for snow, please stop."
It's to make up sentences nobody has ever said before.
My Snorlax was making a pickle cake, right when my microwave died of Bieber Fever!
Don't you feel important now?
NOBODY HAS EVER SAID THAT!
Give me a good sentence.
You will keep me awake.

I want to know what it's like to be able to confide in people you love
I want to know what its like to live in a stress free world

 
My resolution  is to never say the word twerk aloud in 2014. 
2013 was the year of the twerk.
Lets hope 2014 is the year of cookies.
People say you wouldn't have good days if it wasn't for bad days but that's not realltrue. Just because broccoli tastes bad it doesn't make chocolate any sweeter
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