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witty's shrinking because nobody's active!!!!!!
i come on here excited for notifications, and i don't get any, so it's less exciting.
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Do you ever poop in a fancy public place
and it doesn't even smell like poop
It smells like fancy poop
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I live in constant fear of being sh*t on by a bird.
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Remmember when witty would fight? Remember when no wittisn knew one direction? Remember when it almost got shut down?
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The church sign by my crib says,
"Whoever is praying for snow, please stop."
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It's to make up sentences nobody has ever said before.
My Snorlax was making a pickle cake, right when my microwave died of Bieber Fever!
Don't you feel important now?
NOBODY HAS EVER SAID THAT!
Give me a good sentence.
You will keep me awake.
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I want to know what it's like to be able to confide in people you love
I want to know what its like to live in a stress free world
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Last Serenade*
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My resolution is to never say the word twerk aloud in 2014.
2013 was the year of the twerk.
Lets hope 2014 is the year of cookies.
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