Poop Quotes


You know if my 'friends' discovered witty and my profile on it they would make fun of me and my quotes...if the populars in my school found out witty it would be the most visited website by my school..I don't say anything about witty to my friends and everyone on witty should thank me for that hehe  :P You have no idea how annoying witty would be with them on..
DO DOGS EVEN HAVE BRAINS???
someone has actually asked this quesiton before. wat.
TAKE MY SURVEY OR ELSE
https://www.surveymonkey.com/s/ZWYRNV5
 















yougotdesignershadesjusttohideyourface
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i'm still having trouble
searching for myself

I have been on the internet for 13 hours and 24 minutes. No food. No poop. Just me and my electric boyf.
Fml. My dog Rambo got out of the backyard today and I had to hunt him down, running like 8 blocks after him. He was such a baby that I had to carry him back to my house. FKJSDLJFCVJFDIBNUJHNB KVIUERKFJAU UGHHHHHHHHHHHH HE WAS SO POOPIN HEAVY.

i hate my generation

we move forward with technology

but still edit our photos to look older

we hold up our phones at concerts

and send hashtags instead of applause

we blame society as if isn’t composed of ourselves

we do too much speaking with our fingers

and too much feeling with our heads 

our heart and are voice have gotten lost in 140 characters

and replaced by the click of a mouse

i am getting really tired of people trying to make reality so 

ditigal

Today I saw something that reminded me of you. But, don't worry, I flushed and everything went back to normal.
haha my life is pathetic


what if poop had little arms so it could help push itself out of your butt and then wave goodbye as you flushed it down the toilet


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