Best Poop Quotes This Month



I wanna be a panda
bear so 'freakin bad,
eAT ALL OF THE BAMBOO I NEVER HAD
I WANNA BE ON THE COVER OF ZOO MAGAZINES
SMILING NEXT TO ZEBRA AND THE PIG
OH EVERY TIME I CLOSE MY EYES
I SEE MYSELF BLACK AND WHITE
A DIFFERENT ZOO EVERY NIGHT, OH I SWEAR
THE WORLD BETTER PREPARE
FOR WHEN I'M A PANDA BEAR
plot twist: rainbows poop unicorns
 

The sudden realization that when school starts you're gonna
have to wake up everyday and get dressed everyday and wear pants everyday.

People 

rder

Our

Patties
white lips, pale face, i hate the entire human race


I live in constant fear of being sh*t on by a bird.
ROSES ARE BROWN
VIOLETS ARE BROWN




WHO KEEPS CRAPPING ON MY GARDEN?
...and now for a


stupid did you


know...



If you put earbuds into your nostrils and open your mouth...


INSTANT SPEAKERS


Valentines Day
AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT
Roses are red
My name is Dave
This poem makes to sense
Microwave <3
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