Best Poor Quotes Ever




BravoSierra's format

 
                                            Now all I need is money.





cashier: that'll be $237.34
me: do you accept tears?





Where does the poor meatball live?
In the spaghetto.






 
I have good taste in fashion,
But what I don't have is the money to prove it. 
 


Sister: *cough*

Me: Shut up!


Dog: *hiccup*

Me: Oh! My poor baby, are you okay? 



 



BravoSierra's format

 
                                                                             when I open it, I cry.
 


How does Steve cope?

He has over 1000 socially awkward,lazy,food-obsessed teenage daughters addicted to the internet.
Heart touching story



One day, a poor boy who was selling goods from door to door to pay his way through school, found he had only one thin dime left, and he was hungry. He decided he would ask for a meal at the next house. However, he lost his nerve when a lovely young woman opened the door. Instead of a meal he asked for a drink of water. She thought he looked hungry so brought him a large glass of milk He drank it slowly, and then asked, "How much do I owe you?" "You don't owe me anything," she replied "Mother has taught us never to accept payment for a kindness." He said... "Then I thank you from my heart."
As Howard Kelly left that house, he not only felt; stronger physically, but his faith in God and man was strong also. He had been ready to give up and quit.
Years later that young woman became critically ill. The local doctors were baffled. They finally sent her to the big city, where they called in specialists to study her rare disease. Dr. Howard Kelly was called in for the consultation. When he heard the name of the town she came from, a strange light filled his eyes. Immediately he rose and went down the hall of the hospital to her room. Dressed in his doctor's gown he went in to see her. He recognized her at once. He went back to the consultation room determined to do his best to save her life. From that day he gave special attention to the case. After a long struggle, the battle was won. Dr. Kelly requested the business office to pass the final bill to him for approval. He looked at it, then wrote something on the edge and the bill was sent to her room. She feared to open it, for she was sure it would take the rest of her life to pay for it all. Finally, she looked, and something caught her attention on the side as she read these words...... " Paid in full with one glass of milk." (Signed) Dr. Howard Kelly. Tears of joy flooded her eyes as her happy heart prayed: "Thank You, GOD, that Your love has spread abroad through human hearts and hands."



Does anyone else find it annoying when
famous people get things for free when they're the ones who can afford them?






 
Found this online and just had to share it with you guys!!!

One day a rich dad took his son on a trip to the village.
He wanted to show him how poor someone can be.
They spent time on the farm of a poor family.
At the end of the day, Dad asked,
"Did you see how poor the were? What did you learn?"
Son said, "We have one dog, they have four.
We have a pool, they have rivers.
We have lanterns at night, they have stars.
We buy foods, they grow theirs.
We have walls to protects us, they have friends.
We have enclopedias, they have bibles."

Then he finished by saying,
"Thnaks Dad for showing me how poor we are."

Moral Lesson:
It's not money that makes us rich.
Its about the quality of life... of having friends and God.


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