Potato Quotes

No one will love you if you're unattractive

Ba-ba-ba  ba-ba-bana...

PO-TA-TOOOOOO
NO!!! NOT THE MAYO!
A Real Best Friend Makes People Question Your Sexuality 😍
Good girls are just Bad girls that never get caught.
Friends are like potatoes.
When you eat them, they die.

Sometimes when I am bored, I go into the garden.
I cover myself in earth and I pretend I am a potato.


 
I'm having potato salad for dinner. Well, its mostly potatoes actually. OK, its all potatoes . Fermented potatoes . I'm having vodka for dinner.
If you were a potato
You'd be a really nice potato
who needs a boyfriend when you have fictional characters to swoon over? 
i am perfectly content with staying a potato. 
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