Potato Quotes

No one will love you if you're unattractive

2 0 Fat Amy* Fat Amy*
head
Ba-ba-ba  ba-ba-bana...

PO-TA-TOOOOOO
7 0 crimson24 crimson24
potato
NO!!! NOT THE MAYO!
2 0 Tazzy Tazzy
inspirational
A Real Best Friend Makes People Question Your Sexuality 😍
12 2 theonewithin theonewithin
funny
Good girls are just Bad girls that never get caught.
7 0 theonewithin theonewithin
funny
Friends are like potatoes.
When you eat them, they die.
6 0 theonewithin theonewithin
funny

Sometimes when I am bored, I go into the garden.
I cover myself in earth and I pretend I am a potato.

 
18 0 MonsterBeneathYourBed MonsterBeneathYourBed
potato
I'm having potato salad for dinner. Well, its mostly potatoes actually. OK, its all potatoes . Fermented potatoes . I'm having vodka for dinner.
5 0 Gpc11 Gpc11
haha
If you were a potato
You'd be a really nice potato
3 0 lilschmitty09 lilschmitty09
potato
who needs a boyfriend when you have fictional characters to swoon over? 
i am perfectly content with staying a potato. 
2 0 ImmortalTurtle ImmortalTurtle
boyfriend
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