Best Potato Quotes Ever



Doctor: Are you se.x.ually active?
Me: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL 

Me: ~transforms into a potato~
Me: ~rolls off into the sunset~
Why is there air in chip bags?
The air is actually nitrogen gas.
The nitrogen helps the chips to stay fresh 
and not rot inside the bag. It also makes
it so the chips don't get crushed during packaging.
So unless you want to buy rotten and crushed
chips keep complaining about the extra air.

Do you ever get a ring stuck on your finger
And it's just like what no I didn't commit to this



You are what you eat


 
I'm a potato
Dad: Here eat this potato.
Me: I'm sorry Father, but
I cannot eat my own kind.

Wait puberty hold on
you forgot the part where I become attractive 
*Looks at potato*
*looks at french fry*
Puberty did you well



what others get scolded about: getting high, gettin drunk, having drugs, etc
what i get scolded about: leaving the bathroom door open




I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means
"earth apple". Like, what stupid Frenchman saw a potato and said, "Zis petite legume looks like a, how you say, apple! Hmmm...but it grows in ze earth. Hon hon hon! Mais oui! C'est une pomme de terre!"







witty is sorta empty.
it's because the wittians have all discovered a foreign term called social lives.
don't worry though guys, im still a socially awkward potato. ill be your homie.





 
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