Pranks Quotes

So yesterday I had that big and long test and my mom kept saying at least you don't have one today! Then right before I was about to leave she came running out of her room saying, "Julian you have to retake the test! Get your sweats back on so you're comfy!" it was so obvious she was lying so I just said, "April Fools" and she was like, "ugh i thought I got you! Have a good day ahaha!" so yea that's life in my house :P
top ten prankcalls

1.call someone and tell them your stuck in the toilet

2.call someone and fart in the phone then sigh with reliefe

3.call someone and say you fallen and cant get up

4.call someone and and tell them you justcreated the first catstrige a ostrige cat 

5. tell them your miget freind is stuck in a tree

6.tell them you just got robed by a unicorn

7. start grunting then squirt ketchup in a toilet

8.tell them your neighbor is dating your wife and your dating his grandma

9.ask if they want a half eatin sandwich and tell em youll give em a discount

10.tell them a pandatied you upside down to a tree






 

Fun prank:

buy a real handgun and paint the nozzle tip bright orange
so it looks like a plastic toy gun.  pick a fight with a thug.  
pull out the gun.  he will laugh.  shoot him.  he will die.

(side note: you will be arrested for this)


how to play a joke on your friends....
get a poisonous snake,
make sure it's angry,
& put it in their bed...
it's hilerious , they'll die laughing :3
This year for Halloween
I'm just going to open the door quickly and throw a handful of candy onto the driveway and watch from afar as kids start World War III
This year for Halloween
I'm going to dig pits in my lawn and cover them with leaves and put a piece of candy on top of each one and see how many kids I can get

Haha, JK that would be awful
this week at field hockey camp we woke up at 4 am, snuck into our coach's room and snapchatted her a picture of her field hockey stick

Good thing it was the last night
NEXT TIME IM IN A LIFT WITH FOUR OR MORE STRANGERS, IM GOING TO TURN AROUND AND SAY, IM SURE YOURE ALL WONDERING WHY IVE GATHERED YOUALL HERE
My sister did some prank calling


Pizza hut: hello?
Sister: I was gonna prank you but you seem nice sooooo... bye

Dominoes: hello?
Sister: is your refrigerator running?
*hangs up*

Burger king: hello?
Sister: what's McCain McDonalds phone number?
Burger king: sorry. But this is burger king. We don't have McDonald's number
Sister: well shouldn't you have your rival's phone number?
*hangs up*
At sleepover
Me:Oh and btw dont touch my whiteboard k?
Me:*goes to washroom and comes back 2 minutes later*
Friend:*drawing on whiteboard*
Me:*looks at drawing*
Me:Omg wdf is this?Im showing it to my mom.
Friend:mhm.Your not going to.
Me:*walks out door*Try me.
Friend:
Friend:OK FINE STOPP PLEASSE?
Me:The old mom trick always saves the day
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