President Quotes


If You..
If You're Walking Down The Right
Path And You Are Willing To 
Keep Walking
Eventually,
Youll Make Process. 

Obama

Hey guys is your refrigerator running?

Because i dont like the current
Presidential candidates. 😒

 
I'm George WashingDONE with you.
 “When we were five, they asked us what we wanted to be when we grew up. Our answers were things like astronaut, president, or in my case, a princess. When we were ten, they asked us again and we answered – rock star, cowboy, or in my case, gold medalist. But now that we’ve grown up, they want a serious answer. Well, how 'bout this: who the hell knows? This isn’t the time to make hard and fast decisions, this is the time to make mistakes. Take the wrong train and get stuck somewhere. Fall in love,a lot. Major in philosophy ‘cause there’s no way to make a career out of that. Change your mind. And change it again, because nothing's permanent. So make as many mistakes as you can. That way, someday, when they ask what we want to be, we won’t have to guess. We’ll know.”
So a while back a dude said that when the first black president was ellected, that pigs would fly.

When obama was ellected...
the swine flu broke out.

me: *just woke up*
me: *walks into family room*
parents: OH YOU'RE UP WHY DON'T YOU LET THE DOGS OUT COOK BREAKFAST TEND TO THE GARDEN DO THE LAUNDRY GRADUATE HIGH SCHOOL GET A DEGREE AND RUN FOR PRESIDENT


--Rules of a Lady--
“No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.” -Eleanor Roosevelt


my drunken father came home, pointed at my socks and said ‘what the fck are those’

oback barama is such a good president
now name 5 of his songs
Because I'm british, people ask me if I would take a bullet for the president.
I would take a bullet for anyone.
Because if I survive,
I'm definitely getting laid.


...Gavin
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