Principal Quotes

That Awkward Moment When:

You get into trouble at school for blackmailing someone by saying "If you tell my secrets, I will tell yours."
And than the principal tells you "If you tell anyone what happened in the office today, why you were in trouble, I am going to suspend you."

That kinda sounded like the principal was doing a little bit of blackmailing his/herself
It really upsets me that I'm seeing quotes about how some schools didn't even have a moment of silence for 9/11, I live about an hour away from Shanksville (where flight 93 went down) and it's a big deal in our school, every teacher talked about it, two class periods where dedicated to it, we had a 5 minute speech done by the principal, as well as a 3 minute moment of silence. I've heard contless stories about it from teachers, teachers assistants, and so on, and even though I was like 2 years old when it happened, and don't remember it, I feel both overwhelming sadness and overwhelming pride for what happened. We got screwed over, big time, but we pulled back from it, people risked their lives, and some died, trying to save the lives of those in the Twin Towers and the Pentagon.
Please, if you haven't had a moment of silnce for those who lost their lives, have one now. Think about the people who died, even if you didn't personally know anyone who did.

Never Forget.

*in principals office*
principal: Have a seat.
me: thank you *picks up chair and leaves*
                             
I remember when we had the 8th grade dance and you could request a song,
so one of the students requested a song.  A few minutes later, that song 'To
the window, to the wall' came on and my principal almost had a heart attack. 

 





          Me: *sneezes*
          Everyone:
          Someone else: *sneezes*
          Teacher: Bless you
          Students: Bless you
          Principal: Bless you
          Class Hamster: Bless you
          Jesus: Bless you
          God: Bless you
          Tupac: Bless you





I JUST PICKED UP THE PHONE BECAUSE MY SCHOOL WAS CALLING AND IT’S ALWAYS A RECORDING BUT IT WAS MY VICE PRINCIPAL’S VOICE TALKING ABOUT HOW SCHOOL STARTS TOMORROW AND I GRUNTED REALLY LOUD AND SCREAMED “NOOOOO” AND HE SAID “excuse me”
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