Pringles Quotes

You know what? I don't need a valentine. I've got coffee, pringles and Megashare. There. Done. Top that future husband.
2013 is almost over and
-I lost no weight
-didn't learn anything
-haven't made an effort to save money
-still ugly

Pringles:
The only chip company that doesn't sell air.

 



Sometimes I ask myself
"What is my life?" and then I remember it's just me getting my hand stuck in the pringles container and even while knowing that my hand doesn't fit, I still go back to get more.

 


Me: *eating pringles in bed* 
*Sister barges in*
Me: how dare you interrupt us like that? We were in the middle of something special!
*hides under my blanket with pringles*
Sister:  You really need to get a boyfriend
Me: food makes me happier, now leave!
All my life I thought air was free until I bought a bag of chips



(pringles all the way)
I don't even what is this site anymore.
All I literally see are people taking stuff from tumblr
acting like they're some great social blogger
who's so insightful and worldly, like no stahp.
Also, people who are posting things
just for the sake of stirring the pot
again, like no stahp.
And lastly, swear to Pringles,
if you are fishing for compliments,
I probably want to poop on you.
Okay rant over, peace out girl scout.
I bought my cat a $5 bag of cat treats.
He sniffed it, looked at me and walked away.
I put them away and got out some pringles. 
He meowed his heart out and I placed one on 
the floor for him, and he ate it...


CAT LOGIC.

Can we just take a minute to appreciate Pringles for never lying to us about the amount of  chips we’re getting when we  open the can
I feel bad for large-handed pringle lovers.
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