Mom:
It's terrible that the NSA invades people's privacy in order to
keep them "safe"
Me: *what I want to say* Don't you do the same
thing? Of course, it's on a smaller scale. But you go through my
contacts, phone calls, texts, Facebook, Facebook chats, and
Instagram. If you don't see something you like, all hell breaks
loose. You've never found anything that bad, but it doesn't
matter. You're just trying to keep me "safe".
Me: *what I really say* Yeah.