Pro Quotes

only a pro gets me to 

swearing off  men

with his name

You're a dimond, dear. They can't break you.


 I Put the PRO in PROcrastonation
Pros and cons of boys:
Con: They're dícks
Pro: Their dícks    
Pro's of dating me:
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well, I have self-esteem issues
so I'm probably an easy lay.

Con's of dating me:
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... I'm going to need more than 8192 
characters, people.

When I was little
I use to jam on the keyboard with all of my fingers really fast so it seemed like i could type like a professional.
"I can stand without eating or sleeping but, i can't live without my computer"
"Uwaaa! those clothes are really cute! Since you look like a seal…"
'Sit back and watch the pro have a go'
How many times have you said this... and failed?






*criticizing pro athletes as if I could do better*





 
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