Best Problem Quotes Today

Personally, I feel that Romeo and Juliet
could have handled the situation better.

me: Oh god it's time to get up.
me: ugh clothing
me: Ugh hair
me: oh well it's too late to eat breakfast.
me: oh god I hate this place
me: no I don't like you leave me alone
me: Oh your boyfriend broke up with you? Please tell me more about how emotionaly unstable you are.
me: DON'T STOP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAMN HALLWAY
me: Nice azz
me: the f-ck you lookin at? 
me: I wonder what would happen if I pushed this kid down the stairs.
me: Please just shut up
me: YES HOME
me: YES INTERNET
me: YES BED

No but I actually talk to myself a lot and it’s an actual big problem, like I’ll be thinking something or imagining a conversation in my head and I’ll start muttering or mouthing the words and sometimes I even start making faces and I don’t even realize I’m doing it and it’s actually a really big issue.


When you accidentally close an important tab,

and then you feel like you dropped a baby off a cliff.


do you ever start to type a word but it doesn’t look right but you know thats how its meant to be spelt so you stare at it for a while and start to question that word’s existence









The real problem with reality
is that there's no background music.







 


I hate when
people ask me what's wrong
because literally

nothing is right.
The problem is not the problem; the problem is your attitude about the problem.
-Captain Jack Sparrow

want to know my real problem?
I push people away, when I need them most.
I get jealous easy, because I'm terrified that you'll find someone better than me.
everyone I love ends up leaving me, and I'm scared of getting hurt again.
I can't make friends easily, or connect properly with people, because I'm scared they'll just find someone prettier, nicer, better, funnier and more exciting than me.
I always say the wrong thing in arguments.
I'll tell you to go away, when all I want you to do is stay, and tell me that everything will be alright, that it'll all be okay.
I can never say the right thing, or do anything right.
this is why I always end up alone.

if i ever had a ghost problem, i’m gonna first make a circle out of glue and then sprinkle salt onto the glue
HAHAH GHOSTS TRY AND BLOW THE SALT AWAY NOW YOU TURDS
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