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There are worse places to have a monkey than on your back.
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If, by 'about,' you mean 'in a circle around,' then yes, we're doing something about the problem.
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Some people get a monkey off their back in order to make room for an elephant.
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To me, 'problem' is just another word for opportunity. Plus, 'problem' is easier to say.
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There's no pancreas for the world's problems.
... What? It's 'panacea?'
That too.
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Gazing up at the stars at night, I realize how small and insignificant my problems aren't.
– Galactic Emperor Palpatine
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I'm no longer flirting with disaster – disaster and I are now formally engaged.
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Never run away from a problem. If confronted by a problem, wave your arms and yell loudly. If this doesn't succeed in scaring off the problem, immediately go limp and play dead.
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She told me she would fix all my problems. Sure enough, my problems are now good as new.
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"A female is usually good as a daughter but rarely good as a wife."
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Anuj Somany
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