You know juana put down the weed
A dyslexic man walked into a bra.
Please don't take offence, I'm laughing at a witty pun, not dyslexic people.
me: idk ;) isn't the same unless
you send a s.hitload of them.
guy: ;);););););););) now is it the same?
me: si, but diversity ;p d; ;b q; ;D
guy: but diversity isn't the same :p
me: bahahaha was that a joke?
because I mean hahaha punny.
guy: ???
How I ruin conversations, guys.
you send a s.hitload of them.
guy: ;);););););););) now is it the same?
me: si, but diversity ;p d; ;b q; ;D
guy: but diversity isn't the same :p
me: bahahaha was that a joke?
because I mean hahaha punny.
guy: ???
How I ruin conversations, guys.
So in
my AP biology class the other day, we were getting really off
topic...
Dr. Looney: *rings cow bell to get us to shut up*
Dr. Looney: You know, students are kinda like cows - one strays, the rest follow.
Ryan: You mean we're udder joys to teach?
Katy: C'mon Dr. Looney, you gotta milk it for all it's worth!
Dr. Looney: *rings cow bell to get us to shut up*
Dr. Looney: You know, students are kinda like cows - one strays, the rest follow.
Ryan: You mean we're udder joys to teach?
Katy: C'mon Dr. Looney, you gotta milk it for all it's worth!
...AP
biology, ladies and
gentlemen.
were
you
the
first
person
on earth?
cause aDAMN
cause aDAMN
So, I saw these Santa shaped
candy bars, and I guess they
were like Crunch bars becuase
they were called Crisp Kringles
and omfg my sister had to escort
me out of the building because I
couldn't breathe from laughing
so hard. So punny.
candy bars, and I guess they
were like Crunch bars becuase
they were called Crisp Kringles
and omfg my sister had to escort
me out of the building because I
couldn't breathe from laughing
so hard. So punny.
Camping
is intense
Get it?
No?......ok
Get it?
No?......ok
Mom: "It's snowing"
Me: "I snow"
Get it like snow=know...ok it's not funny I get it a lot
There was once
lived a shrimp.
This shrimp had a best friend called Christian.
when suddenly they saw a shark andran away
because the shark would eat them.
The shrimp says to Christian
"I wish i was a shark I could do whatever I wanted"
That night the shrimp goes home and prays to Poseidon
"Poseidon! Poseidon! Please make me a shark"
The next morning he wakes up and he is a shark!
He goes looking for his friends, but they all run away because
they jsut see a shark. So that night he prays to Poseidon again.
"Poseidon! Poseidon! Please i've made a horrible mistake! please
make me a shrimp again!"
The next morning he wakes up and he is a shrimp!
he goes outside and looks for his friend but he can't find him anywhere
He runs around screaming
"Christian! Christian! I'm a prawn again Christian!"
-I laughed far too much at this joke! xD
This shrimp had a best friend called Christian.
when suddenly they saw a shark andran away
because the shark would eat them.
The shrimp says to Christian
"I wish i was a shark I could do whatever I wanted"
That night the shrimp goes home and prays to Poseidon
"Poseidon! Poseidon! Please make me a shark"
The next morning he wakes up and he is a shark!
He goes looking for his friends, but they all run away because
they jsut see a shark. So that night he prays to Poseidon again.
"Poseidon! Poseidon! Please i've made a horrible mistake! please
make me a shrimp again!"
The next morning he wakes up and he is a shrimp!
he goes outside and looks for his friend but he can't find him anywhere
He runs around screaming
"Christian! Christian! I'm a prawn again Christian!"
-I laughed far too much at this joke! xD
