Best Punny Quotes This Month

I really wish I knew sign language,
it'd be pretty handy.

 






Internet Explorer: At least we still have each other
White Crayon: Yeah







 
You know whats odd to me?
Numbers that aren't divisable by 2.


 






*During a spelling test*
Me: Does spelling count















Me: Motherfu*ker
Dad: *walk in* You called?















Did you hear about the
guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.







 







The guy who created
knock-knock jokes deserves a no-bell prize







 

HOW DID BARACK PROPOSE TO MICHELLE?

HE GO ON ONE KNEE, PULLED OUT A RING, AND SAID "I DON'T WANNA BE OBAMASELF"
 








A new type of broom came
out. It's sweeping the nation.







 
Hearts are wild creatures,
that's why our ribs are cages.

 
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