Bio
Teacher:
The
cells
themselves
are
just
what
holds
everything
in....
Me: *looks to best friend* The cells them-CELL-ves huh~? Haha I love puns XD
Me: *looks to best friend* The cells them-CELL-ves huh~? Haha I love puns XD
Wendy,
We can
get away
I promise
if you're
with me,
Say the
word and
I'll find
a way
I can
be your
Lost Boy
Your
Last Chance
You're "Everything
Better Plan"
Oh,
Somewhere in
Neverland!
-All Time Low
"Somewhere in
Neverland"|Don't Panic:It's Longer
Now!
Nmf
You're Sodium cute.
I don't trust people who do acupuncture
They're all backstabbers
When chemist die, they barium.
HAHAHA THAT PUN
News
Person1: Today's News, a man was struck by lighting and
lived.
News Person 2: That must have been a shocking experience. *laughs*
Person 1: I bet he wanted to bolt, huh? *laughs as well*
Person 2: You know what they always say about these things, they spark your interest.
Person 1: Must have been electrifying.
Person 2: I wonder when the idea struck him?
Person 1: Lighting fast.
Me: They would so go to hell if there was one -.-
News Person 2: That must have been a shocking experience. *laughs*
Person 1: I bet he wanted to bolt, huh? *laughs as well*
Person 2: You know what they always say about these things, they spark your interest.
Person 1: Must have been electrifying.
Person 2: I wonder when the idea struck him?
Person 1: Lighting fast.
Me: They would so go to hell if there was one -.-
I take
my puns
like Harry
Potter's Godfather:
Sirius.
- Troye Sivan
"Punny Story"
Format:SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping
Whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office is in big trouble.
You have my Word.
Did
you
guys
hear?
The
energizer
bunny
was
arrested.
He was
charged
with
battery.
