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why did the flower fall off its bike?
cause it had no petals!
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I walked into my sisters room and tripped on her bra.
It was a booby trap.
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I like how pun times with Koda is a pun by itself
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Why did the hipster salmon suffocate?
Because the current was too mainstream.
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If someone else flew first
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You expect me to bear this heat
impawsible.
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Becoming a vegetarian is
a huge missed steak
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When your Russian for food
there's no time for Stalin.
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Jedi in the streets
Sith in the sheets
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D i l l w i t h i t
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