Comment below ♥
I never
understood
why
6 got
so upset when 7 8 9, but then I
remembered that 6 and 9 have a special
relationship.
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star
I want to hit you with my
car
Throw you off a tree so high
Hope you snap your neck and
die
♥
In
1000
years, archeologists
will dig up tanning beds and think
we fried people as punishment.
To
realize the value of one
year,
ask a student who failed a
grade.
To realize the vallue
of one
month,
ask a mother who gave birth to
a premature baby.
To realize the value
of one
week,
ask the editor of a weekly
newspaper.
To realize the value
of one
day,
ask the person who was born on
February 29th.
To realize the value
of one
hour,
ask the lovers who are waiting
to meet.
To realize the value
of one
minute,
ask the person who missed the
train.
To realize the value
of one
second,
ask a person who just avoided
an accident.
To realize the value
of one
millisecond,
ask the person who won a
silver medal in the
Olympics.
♥
If
I were the guy who made
the "Where's Waldo"
books, I would have totally made a page where Waldo wasn't
there.
"If there are any idiots in the room,
please stand up," said the sarcastic
teacher. After a long silence, one student rose to his feet.
"Now then, why do you consider yourself an idiot?"
enquired the teacher with a sneer. "Well, actually I
don't," said the student, "but I hate to see you
standing up there all by yourself."
"I had my period before I was 14 and I was at my guy-friend's house,
i forgot to bring pads and his parents were there.We were eating strawberries on his white couch, and I didn't realise i had bled through my shorts onto his white couch while i was wearing WHITE SHORTS. His parents left the room and I got up and saw blood everywhere and started crying and he grabbed the strawberries and mashed them on the couch and on me and himself quickly and when his parents came back, he said,
"we had a fruit war."
Me: *Reading a book*
Person: What are you reading?
Me: *holds up book while continuing to read*
Person: Oh yeah, I read that book! Did you get to the part where ________ dies?
Me: WHAT THE F*CK HAVE YOU DONE
Other girls; Puts on smokey eye makeup *Looks like sexgod*
Me; Puts on smokey eye makeup *Hello raccoons I believe we're family*
