Best Quote Quotes This Year

If websites were teenaged classmates:

Tumblr: The creative computer genius/blogger who everyone is jealous of. Most people copy her work.

Twitter and Facebook: Brother and sister, they are the drama king and queen of the school. They will tell anyone who will listen about whatever is going on in their lives. They are known for announcing their statuses at the top of their lungs. They are addicted to their iPhones.

Youtube: A movie making expert who is famous throughout the school. This tech-geek is well-liked and his movies have gone viral.

MySpace: The lonely girl who sits in the back of the class. She knows what it's like to be popular, but unfortunately, she has been long forgotten. No one really knows why she's even there anymore...

Witty: The group of mentally crazy teenage girls. They sit on top of desks in the back of the room in messed-up messy buns, and sweatpants eating jars of Nutella and watching cat videos on their phones and telling jokes before laughing like donkeys and falling off of desks. To escape the awkward moment, they joke slowly out the door (jogging for 27 seconds before becoming too tired) to be married to One Direction and Ed Sheeran. Sadly, they both decline their requests for marriage, and they socially awkward Wittians stumble away to the animal shelter to buy as many cats as they like before flying into the grocery store to buy more Nutella. They want to buy clothing too, however they walk away in shame after seeing the price tags on the items.






Looks like Billy Ray put
too much loco in Miley's hot cocoa







 






Me: *misses TV episode*
Episode: *never played again*

Me: *watches TV episode*
Episode: *played 1000 times*

















Perks of not having a thigh gap:
When food falls in your lap, you can actually catch it.







 


 









I just realized why they call it
"The mall". Instead of going to one store, you go to "them all". Them all = The mall.
Clever...







 









Sometimes I wonder how many
miles I've scrolled my cursor...





 










I have always secretly wanted
to pull the fire alarm at school.







 





it's March. someone please enlighten me
as to why there's still snow on the ground.




 
Do me a favor and just write your favorite songs...
Just do it. Don't speak, just type.




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Would your
eight year old self
be proud of you right now?

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