Best Quotes Quotes This Week




I wonder what it feels like

right before you jump off the edge,

knowing your life is going to end.



 









I'd fight a bear for you. Not a
grizzly. Or a brown bear. Or a panda. But maybe like a Care Bear? I'd fight one of those bit/ches for you. ♥





 


 









Imagine if trees gave off
wifi signals, we would be planting so many trees and we'd probably save the planet, too.







 






Girl on Facebook: To look in the mirror and see that the person staring back isn't you...
Me: Then it's probably a window instead.







 









Tell someone, "you wore that
shirt the day after yesterday" and see how long it takes them to get it.





 


 









When I die, I'm going to
invite everyone I ever knew to my funeral, and I'll make sure they play a remix of "Call Me Maybe", "Gangnam Style", and "Harlem Shake" and whoever sticks it out the longest is going to inherit everything I have.

Yes, I put the fun in funeral.





 


 






Guys are like fish... Yeah, there are plenty in the sea,
but we sometimes forget that part of the sea is polluted and may produce disfunctional, mutated fish.





 









I'm single by choice. Not my
choice, but still a choice.





 


 






If A-B-C-D didn't drag out
their part of the song, then maybe L-M-N-O-P wouldn't have to be so rushed.





 










I wrote a song about a tortilla.
Actually, it's more of a wrap.







 
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