Best Rajsonkar Quotes This Month

i wanna change my password to "incorrect"
so whenever i forget what it is, the computer will say "your password is incorrect"
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PHINEAS AND FERB ON WITTYPROFILES




Phineas: Hey candice, what are you doing

Candice: I'm posting quotes on a website called wittyprofiles where people favourite your quotes and the quote having more faves than any other quotes becomes top quote.

Ferb: *blinks eyes*

Phineas: *blinks eyes*

Phineas:ok

In the backyard

Phineas: ferb, i know what we are going to do today

Isabella: hey feneas, whatcha doin ?

Phineas:we are going to make a wittyprofiles account and posts quote

Isabella: OK, i'll tell you some quotes to post.

Major: angent P. Doofenshmirtz is spending his all time on computer. He is planning something evil. Go find out

Perry: *goes to doofenshmirtz home*

Stacey: hey candice, isn't that the picture of your brothers on this account on wittyprofiles.

Candice: yeah, Its thier pic.

Candice: Phineas , ferb, Is the account Paf6324 is your account?

Phineas: yeah candice, this website is good. We posted 100 quotes and 5000 followes in 1 hour.

Candice: *shocked* what? Thats not fair. Im on witty for 6 months and got just 50 followers.

Phineas: well, dont be upset, you'll get more

Candice: Im gonna tell this to mom, you are so in trouble.

Random stranger: *comments on Phineas and ferb's account* hey you guys look so young in profile pic. Aint you too young to have a witty account?

Phineas: yes, we are

Stranger:ok then its always good to see kids joining witty

Background music: doofenshmirtz evil in corporated

*perry gets trapped in a cage*

Doofenshmirtz: oh hey perry the platipus come. I was waiting for you. See this, this is delete-inator Ok im going to tell you my evil plan. My brother is too famous on social networks and i am not. So i decided to delete his account with this delete-inator.

Candice: mom mom Phineas and ferb have a secret account on a website. Come come, over there

Mom: ok candice,

*perry gets himself out of the cage and kicks doofenshmirtz*

*doofenshmirtz switches on delete-inator*

*perry kicks doofenshmirtz*

*doofenshmirtz hits delete-inator which cause change in the direction of the rays coming from delete-inator*

*rays go to Phineas and ferb's computer and delete thier account*

*delete-inator gets broken*

Doofenshmirtz: curse you perry the platipus.

Candice: mom mom come *mom comes and checks the computer*

Mom: candice, there is no any account with username Paf6324, but isn't that you on this account candiceJ.

Candice: but but but *shocked*

Perry:grrr

Phineas: oh there you are perry








Son: Dad, what does 'gay' means?


Father: It means 'to be happy'.


Son: Are you gay?.


Father:No, son. I have a wife.
.




that moment

when you get ready to
say
somthing but the subject
changes
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Who Remember This?


Phineas: Ferb, I know what we're going to do today!

Ferb:

Isabella: Hey Phineas. Whatcha' doooin'?

Phineas: Hey, where's Perry?

Evil Jingle Singers: Doofenshmirtz Evil, Incorporated!

Random Adult: Aren't you a little young to __________?

Phineas: Yes. Yes I am. Candace: Mom! Phineas and Ferb are _______________

Candace: Ooh, you are sooo busted.

Candace: Mom! Mom!

Candace: [shocked] But-but-but- but-but...

Dr. Doofenshmirtz: Curse you, Perry the Platypus!!!

Phineas: Oh, there you are, Perry.

Perry: grrrrrrrr

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An engineer and a doctor were in love with same girl.

The engineer used to give her an apple every day.

Why.. ?



Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.










CAN YOU RELATE?


"Dinner is ready"
"Ok coming"

**Stays on the computer**

"DINNER IS READY"
"I SAID I AM COMING"






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Can you relate?

im the type of person that tries to fall back
asleep
in the
morning
just to finish a
dream
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*at home*
Me: "I want to go out. i want freinds"


*out*
Me: " I want to go home. i hate people






Behind every successful person,


there is a


DEACTIVATED FACEBOOK
ACCOUNT.




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