Today I saw some of my chickens in my pool just swimming around
chilling while there were feathers everywhere! Now I have to
clean my pool. They're my dinner now
Brain: You know you have homework to do ._.
Me: Naaah, I'd rather make a Witty Profile
Brain: ....
Me: Trolololololol...
Brain: You know you rea--
Me: --Shhhhh.I'm in the process of making a quote.
Brain: *Brain Palm*
Me: Naaah, I'd rather make a Witty Profile
Brain: ....
Me: Trolololololol...
Brain: You know you rea--
Me: --Shhhhh.I'm in the process of making a quote.
Brain: *Brain Palm*
*at my house* *guest is visiting*
Guest: you have such a beautiful daughter! Is she the only one?
Mom: well she's the only daughter, but we still have four more kids that are boys...
Guest: well, you must be happy to have only one daughter
Mom: yes, but I'd just wish she'd study more, she's smart, but not a book worm like her older brothers...I'd just wish she were smarter...
Me: *fakes smiles* ~thoughts: wow mom...
Me: I'm
Me: right
Me: f*cking
Me: here ~
true story :'C
Guest: you have such a beautiful daughter! Is she the only one?
Mom: well she's the only daughter, but we still have four more kids that are boys...
Guest: well, you must be happy to have only one daughter
Mom: yes, but I'd just wish she'd study more, she's smart, but not a book worm like her older brothers...I'd just wish she were smarter...
Me: *fakes smiles* ~thoughts: wow mom...
Me: I'm
Me: right
Me: f*cking
Me: here ~
true story :'C
I text Sam "hey. I think we should talk sometime" because I can't
seem to get the nerve to walk up to him and actually say anything
. But he hasn't replied...
Me= dead -_-"
Me= dead -_-"
