Every book
you've ever read
is just a different combination
of 26 letters.
Weird, isn't
it?
Is this--I--a capital i or a lowercase L? You'll never
know.
Now look at the word read. Now, tell me, which tense did I use it in.
Now look at the word lead. Now, tell me, did I mean the verb or the metal.
Welcome to the English language.
Now look at the word read. Now, tell me, which tense did I use it in.
Now look at the word lead. Now, tell me, did I mean the verb or the metal.
Welcome to the English language.
If
I were the guy who made
the "Where's Waldo"
books, I would have totally made a page where Waldo wasn't
there.
DOES everyone’s voice…
talksuperfastwhenthingsarewrittenlikethis?
Or
in. their. head. pause. between. words. when. a. period. is. placed. between. them?
ANd IF a PERrSon tyPEs Like thls,
THey iMagINe a VOiCe going Up AnD Down?
AND WHEN THE TEXT IS ALL CAPS, YOU SAY IT A LITTLE LOUDER IN YOUR HEAD.
I'm stressed because I don't want to be a nurse or a
teacher or a lawyer.
I just want to read books and listen to music and travel and drink coffee. But, there's so much pressure to become successful in terms of money and my career and I don't want to do any of that.
I just want to read books and listen to music and travel and drink coffee. But, there's so much pressure to become successful in terms of money and my career and I don't want to do any of that.
If people could read my mind,
I'd get punched in the face a
lot.
These two kids in math class were hitting each
other with pencils
and my teacher glared at them and said
“Could you try to be a little more mature?”
So one of them screamed
“TAXES”
and punched the other kid in the face
and my teacher glared at them and said
“Could you try to be a little more mature?”
So one of them screamed
“TAXES”
and punched the other kid in the face
you need to realize that lifes too short
to cry over people who aren't crying over you. So smile
and remember that somewhere you will always have people who love you.
