Reading a foreign language you're trying to
learn: This is so easy! I understand so much of this Trying to construct sentences in that language:
What am I doing? Jesus take the wheel, where is Google
Translate?
Me: *Reading a
book* Person: What are you reading? Me: *holds up book while continuing to read* Person: Oh yeah, I read that book! Did you get
to the part where ________ dies? Me: WHAT THE F*CK HAVE YOU DONE
and i picture the whole setting a
certain way in my head and then the author mentions
something which completely messes up the way i view the
room or scene
like a door on the left side instead of the right or a
window which is only small instead of
ceiling to floor
like cmon now i have to completely renovate the landscape
in my brain
Do you ever wonder how an author would describe
you?
Not only your appearance, but the way you talk and laugh and hold
yourself and all the expressions on your face?
Math teacher: Reading is hard Classmate: Reading isn't hard Math teahcer: A, E, I, O, U, and sometimes
Y? Math teacher: What do you mean sometimes? Math teacher: That's like saying that
speeding is sometimes illegal.
Step 1: Read book Step 2: Finish book Step 3: Wander around in
a confused stupor for a week
and question your entire
existence and every decision
you've ever
made
omfg today in
English class we were talking about reading
books
and some girl shouts ”BOOKS SUCK” and the quietest girl
in my
class says ”yeah almost as much as you do on the
weekends” even the teacher laughed omfg